From ‘heteronormativity’ to ‘collaborative delivery’, learning and development terms can confuse even the most imaginative and open minded soul. Never fear, though, as we navigate our way through this creative minefield and explain those buzzwords.
Read TrainingZONE member Graham O’Connell’s funny guide to L&D phrases and browse our whirlwind tour of jargon, designed to prepare you against a case of terminal terminology. Don’t say we don’t love you.
Buzz phrases – and what they really mean
Graham O'Connell explains it all:
Interpretation: You get to crawl around the floor with crayons and I film it for our Christmas party.
Interpretation: Which egotistical megalomaniac is daft enough to reveal their true self even before we have properly started?
Interpretation: I have lost the plot and need a few minutes to find my place. Anyway, half of you wouldn’t know a decent idea even if I wrote it on your forehead.
Interpretation: I have chosen someone so dull that they will even make me look interesting. Besides, you all look like you need an afternoon nap.
Interpretation: I’ll get you later.
Interpretation: I’d already planned to get you later.
Interpretation: We drew straws and I get to watch this time.
Interpretation: I’ll have to get you next time.
Interpretation: Any upstarts who would dare to question what we do might as well forget it, our forms go straight in the bin.
Interpretation: We don’t welcome your ideas but I am not allowed to say that.
A guide to the best L&D jargon:
Now you're fully prepared for the L&D world, may this guide you well.