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Song Titles

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Hi all,

In topic of conversation that sprang up on my team we started to come up with Song Titles that replaced a word with a training word.

Some of the best so far are:

'Come Train with me, lets train, lets train away'

'Smooth Facilitator'

'Once, Twice, Three times a Trainer'


Has anyone out there got any to add?


Stuart Farmer

14 Responses

  1. how about
    “I can’t stand the trainer”
    “It’s training in my heart”
    “Chattanooga trainer”
    “Trainer in Red”

  2. 2 Suggestions!
    You could always try singing these at delegates who don’t participate…

    Can’t train me now – The Libertines

    Wake me me up when this training ends – Greenday

  3. Keep them coming
    Hey folks,

    These are excellent please keep them coming

    Some more to add……

    ABBA – Thankyou for the training.

  4. Need a boost?
    “I wonder why she’s (or he’s) the greatest trainer”

    A great one for boosting the ego before or after a tough day, I think the song is by Sister Sledge and should be the Greatest Dancer – I prefer my version!

  5. Song titles
    Rod Stewart – We are Training!

    David Bowie – Let’s Train (or, with no need to change any words – Under Pressure!)

  6. I really need to get out more…
    Training is a place on earth – Belinda Carlisle
    Coaching is in the heart – Deelight
    I don’t feel like facilitating – The Scissor Sisters

  7. Song titles
    How about:

    Wherever I lay my thinking hat (that’s my home)Marvin Gaye

    With a little help from my trends Joe Cocker

    It’s the end of the work as we know it REM

    Stand by your manager Tammy Wynette

  8. Songs in the key of training
    Training Men – The Weather Girls
    A Hard Days Training – The Beatles
    Like a Trainer – Madonna
    Coach Me – Blondie
    I Can’t Stand Up For Failing Projectors – Elvis Costello
    I Just Called to Say I Trained You – Stevie Wonder
    Oh I wish It Could Be Coaching Everyday – Wizard
    I Can’t Get No, Return on Investment – Rolling Stones
    Wake Me Up Before You Feedback – Wham

  9. Another….
    “What’s that coming over the hill, is it a trainer?!?” – The Automatic

  10. More training songs
    Come up and see me make me role-play – Cockney Rebel
    Training 9 to 5 – Dolly Parton
    We will, we will train you – Queen
    Train Away – Roxy Music
    Virginia Train – Roxy Music

  11. Song Titles
    Midnight Train to Georgia
    If Training you is wrong…I don’t wanna be right
    Keep on Training me…Until you Train me up
    Its Murder in the Training Dept
    Hard Days Training
    Please, Please Train Me
    What I need’s Learning & Development (Love and Understanding)
    I’ll be training you forever
    I am Training
    I can’t get no Customer Satisfaction Suvey