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Jon Kennard

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Caption Competition

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This month's winning caption:

"The local council responded to the CSR by reducing the size of their customer service staff"

 

Congratulations to Lynn Hughes who has won this month's caption competition! A bottle of wine will be winging its way to you.

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14 Responses

  1. Caption Competition

    Good afternoon, Madam.  Can I interest you in taking out insurance against your child stealing everyone’s telephones?

  2. Caption Competition

    The Japanese had so far been unable to miniaturise telephones, but had had some success with the telephonists.

  3. At the third stroke

    The big hand will be on the seven, and the little hand on the five

  4. Well, Mum’s not in at the moment

    But I’ll pass on your heavy breathing when she gets back

  5. The Government’s Spokeswoman for Personal Telecommunications

    Refutes allegations that using a mobile phone too much can stunt your growth

  6. caption

    "Good afternoon…No Barbie and Ken are not here at the moment ….would you like to leave a message?"

  7. Caption

    Given the French experience of reaction to reductions in government expenditure, the Home secretary was pleased she had an agreement with the Mayor of Gothemberg to have her very own Bat Phone

  8. Local council response

    "The local council responded to the CSR by reducing the size of their customer service staff"

  9. Caption Competition

    Mummy I think its Miss Piggy…there’s lots if crackling on the line!

  10. I spot a trend.

    Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring…….." Sorry for the hour wait your through to V Media, erm, turn it off and on again, that should help"

    …Next

     

  11. 999 Emegency!

    Little Pippa aged 3 dialed 999 when she got a giant butterfly trapped in her hair!

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