Festival season is well and truly underway and inspired by a recent outing to Glastonbury, (or mudstock as we now refer to it) and of course Live8, The Brain Bath?! pulls on its wellies and gets into the spirit.
Are you still recovering from a recent festival visit? How was it for you? Or are your festival well and truly over? Have you ever been to a festival and in the chaos of getting ready forgotten your tent? Are you over the hill when it comes to festivals but still insisting on going every year despite your friends/colleagues teasing.
Top ten festival nasties
1. Mud mud mud and more mud!
2. Flooding – everything you own is dripping wet!
3. The glamour that is the portaloo.
4. Queuing to get in, queuing to get out, queuing for the toilet, queuing for the sink, queuing for everything!
5. Crazy tent neighbors deciding they are an experienced fire torch juggler.
6. Forgetting essential items such as toilet rolls or even your tent.
7. People wearing ballerina tutus, angel wings or devils horns who walk around with a glint in their eye.
8. Getting home after the event and realising the headband you have attached to your head makes you look like a complete idiot! What were you thinking?
9. Nasty greasy expensive fast food that you have to queue for ages for which in turn makes you queue for the toilet for ages.
10. Oh and the five days it now takes you to recover from such an event.
So come on, let's hear about your amusing festival anecdotes. What are your pet hates about festivals? Let the rest of the community know about your festival fever.
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Festival links:
www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk
www.readingfestival.com
www.bigchill.net
www.vfestival.com
www.cream.co.uk
