It was a tough call this month, with 39 entries on line alone, and yet more entries emailed to the TrainingZone desk. But someone has to win, and after much deliberation we can announce that - despite Garry Damant's sterling efforts (sorry Garry) - Valerie Ganne wins the prize with the following entry. She gets to choose either a bottle of Italian red wine (Villa Antinori Toscana 2003) or a bottle of organic white (Nelson Sauvignon New Zealand 2006) or a box of mixed soft drinks of equivalent value.
Gloria was beginning to wonder whether she should have gone privately for her appendectomy
Photo credit: Roger Viollet/Rex Features
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Entry
Employment tribunal unveils new “one flinch” rule.
Competition
Jenny regrets playing “Poker Hunters”.
Here We Go, Here We Go
Fabio Capello brings in experts to show the England team how to behave in a defensive wall
Credit Crunch
Eyebrows are raised, as Lehman Brothers decide the fate of it’s employee’s.
Labour’s new loyalty test
So Harriet what was it you wanted to ask me?
The knives are out!
Felicity had a serious sense of humour failure in the old saying “blondes have all the fun” and was secretly praying that Roger’s aim with the knives was considerably better than in the executive loo, as he appeared to be on his last change of trousers!
Press track down culprit for encouraging knife crime Britain
Press track down culprit for encouraging knife crime Britain
One way to ensure good feedback!
Roger went to extreme measures to ensure his delegates provided good feedback.
competency assessment
Dora was hoping that her confidence in this new interactive approach to assessing competence was not misplaced
Competition
Jose’s “Building Confidence” course suffers cuts.
Bad timing!
Patti Jo began to think that she should have waited until after the show to break off her engagement to Running Bear
Caption
Deirdre would do anything for slimmer thighs
Fathers for Justice
Fathers for justice finally get hold of Harriet Harman.
Caption Competition
Derek had never tried knife-throwing before, but he’d have a stab at anything
Caption
Although they’d both been doing the act for years, Pamela was in constant fear for her colostomy bag
Caption Competition Entry
Wendy hoped nobody would notice the badly-thrown knife and covered it with her hands
Caption Competition Entry
Gloria decided she definitely wasn’t cut out for this job
Caption Competition
When Derek asked Julie to help him raise money for a Parkinson’s Disease charity, he hadn’t told her he was a sufferer himself
Is this good enough?
This is a rather strange method of memory enhancement
Emil’should have gone to Specsavers’
betty was wondering why Eric had to wear his pajamas to work?
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Susan hoped that her trainer would not be cutting any corners on the course
Competition
Early rehearsals for “There will be blood”
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The new office cut backs seemed to be taking shape
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No thanks – please, that’s the one place it’s not needed!
My entry
Pedro was a blot on knife crime stats.
Competition
“No thanks, my bikini line is fine”
Collars n Cuffs
Deborah was aware that they could see that she wasn’t a natural blond
Mmmm…
When Dave decided to apply for the “value” offer in order to complete his life long quest to become Darla, he never envisaged that it would turn out like this at the finish line!
Entry
No lady, the only thing guaranteed… is my toaster.
Government advertising
Confidential Memo from No 10.
“Gordon remains unconvinced at the potential success of your attempt to produce fiscal savings on the TV Advertising Budget 2008 by combining our “Stop-knife-crime” initiative, our “Stop-ethnic-stereotyping” initiative and our “Stop-dressing-female-assistants-as-sex-objects” initiative.
PPS
Caption
The Albanian version of Extreme Makeover was progressing well when…
Caption
“But Ruth,” said Gordon, “You must demonstrate you have confidence in your leader.”
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Gloria was beginning to wonder whether she should have gone privately for her appendectomy
NRA Outrage
The cabaret act for the National Rifle Association’s Dinner & Dance doesn’t go down well.
Dirty…
Christina Aguilera demonstrates the latest in “Lucky Dip Body Piercing”
Caption
This is NOT what HR meant by staff cuts
Sorry Couldn’t Resist
Garry Platt finally corners Olivia Stefanino . . .
Competition
The BBC introduce new format of dance-off on Strictly Come Dancing