We receive a lot of press releases. Most contain solid gold, highly relevant news information; some however, were surely sent to the wrong address. You voted for this little gem.
"REVENUE UP 33% Y-o-Y and 6% Q-o-Q AT INR 99.7 crores More than 41 % Y-o-Y increase in PAT"
If anyone can understand this, we're all ears.
"Free Office Desk with every student!"
This work experience placement service is going that extra mile.
"Indestructible toilets for Broadmoor secure hospital."
The demand for these hardy thrones must be limited, so shout about it when you sell some.
"Over a third of all staff eat lunch at their desk, finds new survey."
And four fifths of employees wear trousers as well.
"Start-up firm 'very satisfied with dishwasher'"
This east-midlands firm was chuffed to report a happy customer.
"HAND DRYER FIRST TO GAIN NEW HYGIENE ACCREDITATION"
You can tell it's important when the headline is in capitals.
"BRITISH WOMEN WANT JOB SECURITY, NOT A JAMES BOND-STYLE ADVENTURE, according to new survey"
Another ground breaking piece of research.
"MANAGEMENT CANDIDATE? TAKE THEM FOR A DRIVE TO MEET A HORSE"
This UK training firm loves horses, and so should you.
