"I don't like liars, I don't like cheats. I don't like bullshitters. I don't like schmoozers. I don't like arse-lickers." So what am I doing here?
Congratulations to ianmcbrown who won November's caption competition - he fought off some strong competition but it certainly made us here at TZ Towers chuckle. Well done - a copy of Sir Ranaulph's book will be winging its way to you shortly!
Photo credit: Rex Features
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Lord Amstranded !
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Gi’s a job Santa, am I in the right place for interviews? .
Er …
Are there any other ex-barrowboys here?
Is there anybody here
Who speaks anything other than Latin?
You mean all of us
Have worked at Butlin’s?
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Lord’s Health Warning: Everyone’s given up on Sugar!
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Apprentice in 12 days of Xmas challenge..
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Where’s Wally?
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Lord Sugar tries to convey his dismay at the H&S risks of encouraging any lords to leap…
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Thought this was London not Coventry!
Government Of All the Talents (GOATs)
Good Old Alan’s Thinking, "Margaret – get me out of here !"
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"two, three…its a jump to the left….and a step to the ri..i..i..i..i..ight…put your hands on your hips…"
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You were fired, and I know you were, and you……..
Opening Parliment
How long does this opening mullarky last? My Sleighs on a meter and I will not be yo ho bloody yoing if I get a ticket!
Santa … you’re fired!
If just ONE more person comes up to me and says "Santa, you’re fired!" …
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Too many bloody Santas and not enough Elves if you ask my opinion !
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Help!I’m only an Apprentice Lord! NICK…..!!! MARGARET……!!!
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So much for originality then?
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"I thought this was supposed to be the opening of Parliament not the bloody opening of a Father Christmas conference!"
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Right, listen up you lot. There’s only room for one bigmouth in this organisation, and that’s me.
Oh kiss me in the …….!
Bloody typical ! – they can’t even get the Hokey Cokey right !
Sugar’s own words from The Apprentice
"I don’t like liars, I don’t like cheats. I don’t like bullshitters. I don’t like schmoozers. I don’t like arse-lickers."
So what am I doing here?
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The guy at the store told me that it was a one of a kind.
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Alright, alright, I’ve heard enough, you’re carrying on like a load of fishwives, Santas….your’e fired!!!
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Does this tie make me look fat?
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Would someone please tell me where I can get the required competency framework?
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I feel like a pork pie at a Bah mitzvah!
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"I think this is taking the role play exercise a bit too far! …."
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"I thought I would at least find one match on my people bingo card…"
Perfect match
There seems to be a glitch with the new dating agency software
Lord Sugar
I don’t think much to this year’s bunch of apprentice wannabe’s!
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Damn – I knew I should have taken that opportunity to invest in ermine cloaks last year.
I was there …..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhofar_Rebellion (Fiennes)
+ Peter de la Billière ( http://www.britains-smallwars.com/gulf/Billiere.html )
+ Me!
Where is my book? 😉
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Don’t you just hate it when someone else comes in the same outfit as you?! What were the chances of us all wearing the same?