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Caption competition: Winner announced!


"I don't like liars, I don't like cheats. I don't like bullshitters. I don't like schmoozers. I don't like arse-lickers." So what am I doing here?

Congratulations to ianmcbrown who won November's caption competition - he fought off some strong competition but it certainly made us here at TZ Towers chuckle. Well done - a copy of Sir Ranaulph's book will be winging its way to you shortly!

Photo credit: Rex Features

33 Responses

  1. Caption Contest

    Lord Sugar tries to convey his dismay at the H&S risks of encouraging any lords to leap…

  2. Government Of All the Talents (GOATs)

    Good Old Alan’s Thinking, "Margaret – get me out of here !"

  3. Entry

    "two, three…its a jump to the left….and a step to the ri..i..i..i..i..ight…put your hands on your hips…"

  4. Opening Parliment
    How long does this opening mullarky last? My Sleighs on a meter and I will not be yo ho bloody yoing if I get a ticket!

  5. Santa … you’re fired!

    If just ONE more person comes up to me and says "Santa, you’re fired!" …

  6. Caption Competition

    "I thought this was supposed to be the opening of Parliament not the bloody opening of a Father Christmas conference!"

  7. Caption

    Right, listen up you lot. There’s only room for one bigmouth in this organisation, and that’s me.

  8. Oh kiss me in the …….!

     Bloody typical ! – they can’t even get the Hokey Cokey right !

  9. Sugar’s own words from The Apprentice

    "I don’t like liars, I don’t like cheats. I don’t like bullshitters. I don’t like schmoozers. I don’t like arse-lickers."
    So what am I doing here?

  10. caption comp

    Alright, alright, I’ve heard enough, you’re carrying on like a load of fishwives, Santas….your’e fired!!!

  11. caption competition

    Would someone please tell me where I can get the required competency framework?

  12. Caption comp

    "I think this is taking the role play exercise a bit too far! …."


    "I thought I would at least find one match on my people bingo card…"

  13. Caption

    Damn – I knew I should have taken that opportunity to invest in ermine cloaks last year. 

  14. Caption

    Don’t you just hate it when someone else comes in the same outfit as you?!  What were the chances of us all wearing the same?

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