Best Caption 2008
It was a tough choice this month, but the managing editor's vote swung it for Garry Damant with:
Matthew Corbett arranges some naked groupies for Sooty & Sweep!
He gets to choose either a bottle of Italian red wine (Villa Antinori Toscana 2003) or a bottle of organic white (Nelson Sauvignon New Zealand 2006).
Look out for another caption competition at the end of July!
Photo credit: I.B.L./Rex Features
33 Responses
Caption Competition
Bob was always willing to lend a hand..
Caption
“I said we were attending fire arms training, not four arms training”
Caption Competition
Generally speaking, Fred preferred to stay out of ‘arms way…
Caption competition
The Inventor looked a little uncertain as he said to the young Scissorhands, “I know it is a little early for Christmas Edward, but I have a present for you.”
Captions
The electrician was hoping that many hands would make the light work.
Julian had heard the call to arms
There were quite a few pies Andrew wanted to keep his fingers in
Caption
Me Me Me
Caption
Hands up all of you who think I’m a crap butcher
Like his good friend Adolf, Hanz had always wanted an Army of his own
Dr Crippen got worried when the police started put their feelers out
caption
Bob thought the teambuilding exercise to build a bridge over quicksand was not going so well
Armless
Nobody ever thought Kurt was armless.
or
Gok’s body transplant service was soon inundated.
or
Drowning or waving?
Fore warned is Four armed
when the chief surgeon told Gary to hold the Fore arms he should have been more specific
Cartoon Caption
Bill always enjoyed the Q&A sessions after his workshops, but on this occasion he found some of the questions rather hard to hear.
Caption
Gary was relieved to hear the local police were offering an Arms amnesty
Hands up
“Hands up who thinks Cuthbert has taken “Assertiveness Training for Dummies” a little too far…”
Exercise
Thats the last time Dave will ask for ‘a hand’ managing his workload…
If they wont use thier arms…
Sick of the class not particpating Dr Hyde decided to confiscate thier arms
arm-mostest day
4 armed is fore warned, or hands up who’s in charge
counting made simple
counting to 20 with my fingers is no problem, but doing fractions with my toes well thats another matter
Entry
Stuart went too far. It was only “heads and shoulders, knees and toes”.
Contentious?
Hands up all those who think alcoholic prizes discriminate on the basis of religion?
Come on TZ we are a group of training professionals who spend our work lives endeavouring not to discriminate.
Sorry in advance
‘Fred West, The Early Years’
What’s shipping cost to the USA? (just kidding !)
Let’s give peace a chance and lay down our arms!
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I’m not into hand-outs, but how about hand ups!?
Book promotion
Book plate for “Siva of Suburbia” by Handy Cutarmsi
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The name’s ‘Andy
Caption
Our family goes back a long way – this is our Coat of Arms
Caption Competition
Peter Parker sighed – nobody wanted an aged transvestite superhero
The Arms Race
“When Harry heard about winning the arms race, he wanted to make sure he’d stand a good chance”
Not enough hands
“If Harry had known this would be HR’s answer, he would not have complained about too much work and not enough hands.”
caption comp.
Of course I know what the left hand’s doing
and for Juliet – you could always win the competition and refuse the alcohol. It could just be about the taking part.
TV Favourite Scandal
Matthew Corbett arranges some naked groupies for Sooty & Sweep
Caption
As manicurists go, Harry was a little clumsy with the clippers
Congrats to Garry!
“Matthew Corbett arranges some naked groupies for Sooty & Sweep!”
As the token American around here, I don’t have a clew [sic] what this is about!
BTW: We often mention the “dry” English humor. So I’m wondering, do English folks see American humor as being “wet”?
For the Yanks
Cheers Trey,
The American equivilant would be ‘Shari Lewis arranges some naked groupies for Lambchop’
As for your humour being wet, personally I find anything and everything funny.
Thanks!
That makes sense now!