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Caption competition


This month's winning caption:

'Travellers were reassured by the management that during the weekend rail strike, a skeleton staff would be available to help with the luggage'

Congratulations to Claire Kinsley who has won this month's caption competition! A bottle of red wine will be winging its way to you.

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33 Responses

  1. Caption Competition

    Travellers were reassured by the management that during the weekend rail strike,

    a skeleton staff would be available to help with the luggage

  2. Where are they now ?

    The Scotch Video Tape actor falls on hard times

    ‘Re-record not fade away’

  3. BONG

    City gent send home after breaching the Dress code policy on dressdown Friday.

  4. LIfe Coaching

    Life Coaching finally exposed as not having any meat on the bones.

  5. Caption Competition

    We’d like to apologise for the late arrival of the 10:15 to Reigate – this is due to bones on the line 

  6. Caption Competition

    Harvey must have been out of his skull to considering travelling by train

  7. Cap Comp

    Didn’t you know? – Dr. Beeching cancelled the ghost train decades ago

  8. Cap Comp

    Unfortunately, the 4.15 to Paddington will be delayed because of piranhas on the track

  9. Caption

    Harry wished he could remember how to find his way off platform 9 and 3/4s.

  10. Cats n Dogs

    And when the rain stopped, he realised that he really was soaked to the bone.

  11. Caption Competition
    Train prices have gone up so much commuters now have to choose between eating or buying a season ticket!

  12. Bong!

    Oldest trickster in the UK gets his foot stuck in his briefcase, he denies any wrongdoing but police say they can "see right through him"!

  13. Steve must be must be the winner so far surely

    I give up Steve…..really can’t beat that

  14. Or perhaps not!

    Lloyds bank customer waits for decision on his business expansion investment loan!

  15. News just in

    David Blaine finally comes a cropper in his latest ‘Waiting for a train’ stunt.

  16. Some say his slippers are made of Badger carcasses

    Jeremy Clarksons denial of Global Warming hits a snag when he’s caught in an Acid Rain downpour.

  17. on his way back from the studios the Dragons’ Den hopeful realis

    …that Theo had had more of the shirt off his back than he had realised.

  18. in the current economic climate we may find that we …..

    have to go further than just the tightening the belt

  19. Last Sandwich

    Jo was beginning to wonder if keeping his last sandwich until the train arrived had been such a good idea after all.

  20. Wait Training

    Jo was sure he didn’t have a problem with procrastination, he was now ready to launch his fully tested ‘wait training’ weight-loss system for commuters …if only he could shift those last few pounds!

  21. Skeleton

    Why didn’t the skeleton get on the train?

    He had no "body" to go with.

  22. Caption Competition

    The implications of running with a skeleton staff become abundantly clear to the director of Network Rail.

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