13 Responses

1. Caption Competition

   Don’t worry – one notices a lot of changes to one’s body during pregnancy, Sam

2. Caption Competition

   I understand you’re protesting about possible cuts in the National Elf Service

3. Caption Comp

   David Cameron insists he will personally track down every single fraudulent benefits claimant

4. Caption Comp

   David ‘Scrooge’ Cameron comes face to face with the Ghost of Christmas Present

5. Caption Comp

   Didn’t anybody tell you?  We’ve cancelled Christmas this year.

6. Caption Competition

   Ah, hello Gordon, so nice that you’ve found another prominent front line position to help exhibit your friendly nature.

7. Caption Competition

   ‘Great! Looks like I’ve found something else I can cut!’

8. Can you split TZ sides?

   OK Santa, these are days of austerity for us all.  How much have you got hidden in there?

9. Caption

   At PMQs, Cameron accuses ‘Red’ Ed of taking the nickname a step too far

   Christmas comes early following the Labour leadership election

   "I don’t want much for Christmas", says David, "A new photographer and maybe a couple of trillion or so to wipe out this deficit"

10. Caption Comp

    ‘You can moan as much as you want, I am taking the beard. I have made a bet with the lads that I can get Clegg to wear it next PM question time."  

11. Mince Pies

    So Nick…how come you are always in disguise?

    Sorry David, you can never be too careful with all those fla min spies about!

12. Caption Comp

    So you want to study a degree in Christmas at University but cant afford the fees?!……have you thought of retraining as something else? Transport minister perhaps?

13. St Nicolfarce !

     Is this is the only Sanity Clause in the Coalitions’ policies ?