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Martin Couzins

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Caption competition

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This month's winning caption: After years of ground breaking research British Rail have finally solved the age old problem of clearing leaves off the line.

 Credit: David McEnery/Rex Features

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12 Responses

  1. British Rail apologised for the delay

    But said it was the wrong type of snail on the tracks

  2. After seeing Network Rail’s prototype for the new high speed rai

    an enquiry into exactly how the £32 billion was spent.

  3. Caption Comp

    After years of ground breaking research British Rail have finally solved the age old problem of clearing leaves off the line.

  4. Trained?

    The French snail asked to be trained

    The British Learning committee were only too pleased too oblige

  5. Caption Competition

    Budget cutbacks force Network SouthEast to find innovative ways to lubricate the tracks!

  6. caption competition

    I’ll be in London well before the HS2 consultation is even half way through!

  7. Caption Competition

    Q) What was the snail doing on the railway track?

    A) About 1 mile a year!

     

  8. caption competition

    …so where’s that hare and tortoise then, that Aesop bloke wasn’t thinking straight!!

  9. “Freight train, freight train going so fast”

    Oops, I was wrong – it’s the "l’escargot" train!

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